My Nieces Are Cooler Than Yours

This past week I hosted my two nieces (Jessie and Maria) with my sister, Molly, for a whirlwind tour of the bay area. They came out around 3:00 on Tuesday and I left them dazed and confused at Union Square around 1:00 on Wednesday. In that time, we saw the wharf, the Haight (for an east-African dinner at Masawa), Chinatown, the top of Coit tower, and the redwoods of Muir woods. I’ve posted the few pictures that met my stringent quality requirements on the image section in this folder.

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Blitzporn

Man, there’s a lot of porn on the internet. And it’s not just the meat-and-potatoes, slap-ass, money-shot-in-your-face kind of porn we all grew up with. It is some sick shit! Well, I know that “sick” is all a matter of degrees, but I’m just saying that it appears that most porn ads that bombard this blog (about 30 a day) are of the more extreme sort than I’m accustomed to.

If you have already been offended by the language in this post, don’t go any further. It’s going to get a little worse.

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The Shame of Intel

I just arrived back in San Jose after a long Memorial Day weekend near Nashville with my family. One planned event for the trip home was the replacement of my parents’ PC purchased from Dell in 1998. That Pentium II was hopelessly out-of-date and a severe bottleneck even for web browsing. My Dad wanted my “expert help” in selecting a replacement, so we decided to shop retail on Thursday. The results of that research saddened me.

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Express Cameras Bait-and-Switch

A couple of weeks ago I got my press credentials renewed for the 2006 series of Miller Lite Fight Night at the tank. I wanted to buy a flash for the event that was recommended to me by friends and seemed like the right price. I typed in ‘buy 550ex’ (the model number) in Google and ended up in a scam a second time. I guess I didn’t learn the first lesson completely…

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Screw You People

No, seriously. Screw you. I admit that I haven’t put anything funny or interesting on this site in a long time. There are two main reasons for that:

  1. There ain’t shit going on that you guys would care about.
  2. It’s kind of hard to write about dead mice and dust bunnies coming off the real writing I was able to do for my sabbatical.

That being said, I think I’ll post some sort of mish-mash of the various things going on just so you know I’m still breathing. Give me a few days!