No, seriously. Screw you. I admit that I haven’t put anything funny or interesting on this site in a long time. There are two main reasons for that:
- There ain’t shit going on that you guys would care about.
- It’s kind of hard to write about dead mice and dust bunnies coming off the real writing I was able to do for my sabbatical.
That being said, I think I’ll post some sort of mish-mash of the various things going on just so you know I’m still breathing. Give me a few days!
Seriously, I had almost given up on you and removed your site from my lazy surfing routine. Give me some content, dammit.