Cultural Awareness (or: How I Learned to Understand Chinese Traffic)

Americans make jokes about Chinese drivers*.  I never knew if an American joking about a Chinese driver was an astute observer or a racist. It can be tough to tell these things apart with racial, national, or cultural generalizations. But I admit in California I surely saw my saw my share of strange behaviors initiated by Chinese drivers: stopping on highway on-ramps, backing up on the highway to turn off an an exit that was accidentally passed, etc.  As a open-minded Californian I resisted the urge to associate these behaviors with any race or culture.  And then I visited China.

Chinese Traffic JamWhen I moved to Singapore I found myself visiting China for business regularly.  As others that have done the same will testify, the roads there are absolutely fucking insane.  In Shanghai I saw a woman slam on her brakes while in the fast lane of a highway. Her tires locked up, smoke billowing out from under the car, the vehicle leaning forward and sliding slightly on the friction of melted rubber, all so she use an exit she was passing. After stopping she gingerly turned the car 90 degrees to the side and idled across the highway through honking 100 KPH traffic.

Taxi drivers entering roads in China usually do not even look to their sides before doing so.  They act on the faith that another driver that might hit them will raise alarm by honking to call attention to the extreme danger they are about to put themselves in.  God knows what happens when horns fail.

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Finding the Right Job

CareerA few weeks ago I resigned from EMC. My last day is 10 May. Similar to my last weeks at Intel, the “lame duck” period working for a soon-to-be-ex-employer usually contains the most fascinating and instructing weeks on the job. My days have been filled with friends calling to wish me luck, pick my brain, and find out for themselves as much as me what might be next.

Most are surprised that I am not going to another job yet. Invariably a pregnant pause follows me telling them I am going on sabbatical. I think they are usually wondering:

  • Was Scott fired?
  • Is Scott rich?
  • Has Scott gone crazy?

Well, no to the first two.  To number three you’ll have to follow my actions for the coming year and reach your own conclusion!  As others ask and challenge me about my future, we have had some friendly conversations of incredible insight.  They have helped me form a clearer picture about what I need in my next job.

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Laos and Luang Prabang After Five Years

[Article written on 6 January, right after I arrived in Luang Prabang, Laos.]

I am currently enjoying a 10-day vacation through southeast Asia.  My friend and travelling partner, Jonaca, teaches and has three weeks off school.  By herself she visited Cambodia and Bangkok.  I joined her for Laos and northern Thailand.  At this moment we are in Luang Prabang, a city I visited years ago.  It has changed remarkably.  It should come as no surprise that this regional transformation is linked with China’s growth.  But more on that later.

I met Jonaca in Bangkok on Wednesday, 2 January.  We spent a few hours drinking beers in Patpong, watching the seedy district setup for the night.  At night time we caught an overnight train to Nong Khai, Thailand.  Nong Khai is the last railroad station on the path from Bangkok to the capital of Laos, Vientienne.  Laos has never been rich enough to build a single kilometer of rails so the tracks stop at the border.

The overnight train was awesome.  Our two-person sleeper had bunk beds and was made up for us with clean sheets after dinner.  There was an open-air restaurant serving beers until late.  After a few more we retired and woke up pulling into Nong Khai.  From there is was a sequence of short rides and long queues to get into Laos.  We then took a four-hour van to Vang Viene.

Sunset in Vang Viene

Vang Viene is famous in Laos for the wrong reasons.  A gentle river lazilily snakes through the town which is supported by visiting tourists.  The sharp mountains, colorful sunsets, and beautiful river first drew people here.  But it is the wild parties and omnipresent drugs that brought in the dangerous crowds.

Along the river bars sprouted up to cater to the masses of backpackers that ride inner tubes and kayaks down the river.  The bars blared music and sold opium, weed, and mushrooms in drinks and food.  The bars setup rope swings into the muddy water, which conceals dangerous rocks.  Dozens of tourists died here last year.

Unlike Thailand, the Laos government generally enforces curfew at 23:00.  I suppose the huge amount of money the river bars generated bought special consideration from the local police.  But when this part of Laos became famous for dying tourists the government finally stepped in.  During my visit with Jonaca, there were no bars open on the river.  It was just the two of us sitting in tubes floating down the water.

Which I am fine with, by the way.  I quite like a quiet city with cold beer and friendly locals.  The idea of 19-year-old Aussie kids puking up their mushroom shakes on the bar floors does not appeal to me.  So, all-in-all, Vang Viene worked for me.  We spent a couple days there then took a lovely six-hour car ride to Luang Prabang, where I now sit.

View from a Mountaintop Between Vang Viene and Luang Prabang

As I mentioned above, I visited this town five years ago.  I stayed in the Luang Prabang Bakery, which is still the most charming place in old town.  Because it was full we are staying a couple doors away at the Villa Phathana.  This hotel is nice enough.

But it is incredible how much Luang Prabang has changed since my last visit!  I read the Chinese are helping Laos build a new airport in Luang Prabang.  This is part of the multi-billion dollar railway project that China wants to connect Kunming in China’s south all the way to Bangkok.  Its first destinations will be Luang Prabang and Vientiene.  I read last week that China’s conditions of the loan to Laos for this project are onerous.  The IMF has asked Laos to decline the deal.  But the prospect of China helping Laos build its first train network ever is too strong.  The project will almost certainly go forward.

Luang Prabang Today: Before Chinese Investment

So, Laos is cuddling up to China.  There are Chinese language signs all over town.  And the China-funded airport in Luang Prabang has made this city accessible to the world.  The town is incredibly busy.  I thought last time it was just me and the tuk-tuk drivers here.  But today the streets are swarming with French, Malaysians, Chinese, and Americans.  This charming village has finally been discovered.

Today Jonaca and I are relaxing, writing, and probably drinking.  Tomorrow we fly to Chiang Mai, which is the only other destination on this tour.  I hope to make time for another blog entry.

Sunset Over Sleepy Luang Prabang

Hong Kong Realtors

I just successfully finished apartment hunting in Hong Kong.  I arrived in town on 6 December.  My company paid for 30 days at a serviced apartment in Wan Chai.  Jonaca and I are taking a short trip through Thailand and Laos on 2 January.  That left me with just a few weeks to find a place and move into it.

Things were a bit challenging.  To explain the avoidable pressures I was under, I have to start with some characteristics of the local real estate market.

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Singapore Retrospective

I am two days into my new adventure in Hong Kong. I have mixed emotions about this move. Certainly this city has a lot of promise. But I had hit a comfortable spot in Singapore. Great apartment, good work, wonderful girlfriend, so-so social life. Then all of the sudden I am in Hong Kong looking at apartments literally half the size of my Singapore place. And I know no one here. This may be tough.

These initial challenges have given me time to reflect on Singapore and its characteristics, whether charming or annoying. Here is what is top of mind:

  1. The service in Singapore sucks.  I remember my first night in town asking the staff at Fraser Suites what I should do with my toiletries, since there was zero shelf space in the bathroom.  It contained only a shower, a pedestal sink, and a toilet (with a round top).  I rhetorically asked, “should I put my toothbrush on the floor?”  They shrugged and said “yes”.  This I-don’t-give-a-shit-about-your-happiness attitude pervades the Singapore service industry.
  2. The girls in Singapore are beautiful and the weather drives them to dress in ways too provocative to easily describe.  In my last couple weeks I saw one girl wearing a translucent dress and another wearing shorts no thicker than a belt.  Both the bottom and top of her ass were visible.
  3. The legends of Singapore safety are 100% true.  Anywhere on the island at any time of the day you can relax.  Taxi drivers and restaurant staff will never intentionally rip you off.  In fact, they will go to great lengths to return money and goods incorrectly left with them.
  4. Singapore is boring.  People told me that when I arrived but its newness entertained me for about 18 months.  If I did not travel constantly I might have exhausted the scene in half a year.  In 48 hours I have stumbled on more stuff in Hong Kong than in 30 months in Singapore.
  5. I love gum and missed it in Singapore.  I’ve been on a frenzy of gum chewing that will square off my jaw like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s before the new year.
  6. I love the heat and loved Singapore’s weather.  Sure, you cannot walk a block in a suit without sweating through it.  But if you can just come to terms with a sweaty brow then every day of your life you can wear sandals and a t-shirt and feel relaxing warmth that demands the company of a cool beverage.
  7. The Singapore Changi airport is the most efficient, convenient airport in the world.  I have heard Hong Kong’s airport is nice, too.  But it is further from Hong Kong island than Changi is from the CBD.

More to come as I recall it.

South China Sea

The past few weeks have seen a lot of disagreement over the South China Sea by the countries that border it.  This waterway connects China to europe, Africa, middle east.  And it has been identified as a potential rich source of oil, natural gas,  rare earth minerals.  The Paracel and Spratly islands, sprinkled throughout the sea, command the region.  Sometimes multiple countries claim ownership of the islands.  The water that surrounds them is hotly contested.


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Presales IQ

A big part of how companies hire is based on easily measured skills, both hard and soft.  We look for people that understand the technology, have demonstrated competence in execution, can communicate and lead, etc.  And clearly these aspects are important to job success.  But a previous personal blog entry got me thinking about activities indirectly related to success but possibly just as important.

That previous article focused on a team’s communication practices as a sign of health.  But that is clearly not just dependent on policy and environment.  Individuals’ capabilities are important.  Not all people communicate as easily or effectively.  There are degrees of directness in language, an ability to turn thought into words, the skill of reading a listener and modifying the message.  All of these add up to communication intelligence that predicts part of a person’s contribution to a team.

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Fructose is Poison

My friend Karen works in the food industry.  She is often sharing articles and videos she finds that speak to our common interest in food.  Last week she sent me a 90-minute Youtube video called, Sugar: The Bitter Truth.  Its a very long video with a 20 minute dive into biological chemistry that was tough the follow.  But when making more easily understood observations the presenter enlightened me.

Here are some of his observations:

  • Fructose is a poison, literally.  It so specifically generates harmful effects in the liver that it qualifies as a poison.
  • Fructose consumption has increased in the past 30 years in the United States as a result of a misguided war on fat.  The fructose increase coincides with the American obesity epidemic, which is now taking root in Asia.
  • There is no difference between sugar (sucrose), high fructose corn syrup (HFCS), and ethanol (such as that in beer) from a metabolic perspective.  All result in equal amounts of calories for our bodies.
  • Because fructose (produced by both HFCS and sucrose) so readily produces fat, “a high fructose diet is a high fat diet.”
  • The caloric burn from exercise barely contributes to weight control.  But through exercise there are many other processes that improve that will help control weight.  Exercise improves insulin sensitivity, reduces stress which controls appetite, and improves metabolism of fructose that inhibits the generation of fat.
  • Nature’s antidote to fructose is fiber.  This is why fruits, which contain fructose, are not a problem.  Carbohydrates with fiber are fine.  Fiber is uncommon in American foods because it limits shelf life and therefore transportability.

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Increasing Team Effectiveness

My new responsibilities at EMC make me a part of a large transformational project. I have never before had the privilege of building or changing culture.  But my managers have brought me into such a project.  And we are doing it at very large scale.  Thousands and thousands of people.

The first outward signs of the scope of this project came from a blog post by my second-level manager.  If you are not in the industry the import of Chad’s post may be difficult to decipher.  But those of us in technical sales recognize the ambitious nature of this change.  Chad is not just trying to change reporting lines.  He’s trying to change culture.

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